vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

(via thathilariousasian)

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

image

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dtrip01:

Damien Rice - Creep (Radiohead cover)